There are homes on the opposite side of the path. There is a fence on each side. The fence by the homes is higher, maybe six feet high. And the fence by the water is waist high.
One day I noticed something by the fence next to the water. On top of it was a lanternfly. It was just sitting there. So I took off my right shoe and smashed it. I put my shoe back on and walked further on. I got about ten feet ahead when I noticed another one just sitting there again. So I took off my right shoe again. And I smashed it again. And then I put on my shoe and walked on. And then about another ten feet later, there was another one.
So this went on for a while. I would take off my right shoe, crush a lanternfly, put my shoe back on, walk a bit, take off my right shoe again, smash it against the fence, put the shoe back on, and then walk some more. While I was doing this, I did wonder whether there was someone looking out from their home at that moment watching me, wondering what I was doing. The lanternfly would have been too small for them to see, so I wonder if they would know that I was killing an insect. From far away, I probably looked like just a guy taking his right shoe off and putting it back on repeatedly, while hammering it against the fence in between.
After some time, I decided to just keep the shoe off altogether. So I walked with my left shoe on my foot and the right one in my hand. Why the right one? I'm not exactly sure. I had been stomping away with my right foot. I figured since that was the shoe that did all the killing, that shoe should be the one to continue the job. I guess that was my reasoning, but I didn't really think too much about it, really. I just took off one shoe and stuck with the same one the next time.
So again, there I was with one shoe on and only a sock on the other. Hunting for lanternflies. And I did get a whole bunch. After a while I started to count. Actually, I may have started counting before I noticed them on the short fences. I think that first day that I started tracking it, I only got a couple of dozen. This time around I think I got close to a hundred but not quite. I probably could have gotten to that figure but after a while, I decided I better head back and check on work.
I could have stayed outside all day if I continued to let myself get carried away. I think I was out for over an hour already at that point. Usually, my walks would be around forty five minutes, if I remember correctly. When my kids got home, I told him how much lanternflies I killed that day.
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