I heard there were some good reviews of "Skyfall". I've even heard it was the best James Bond film ever. So far. It starts in medias res with people dead and shot and the spy in hot pursuit of the all important McGuffin.
They chase through exotic locations, amidst crowds of foreign extras, colliding into their carts and wares and putting their lives in danger. There are police standing by at the ready, and they join the race without a thought. Not even a look at each other to say "WTF yo?"
And then Bond and the bad guy ride motorcycles through the rooftops of this village. And it all goes smoothly. They even crash into a packed market area, and everybody lines up to either side so they can pass through without hitting anyone.
Then, another agent stops traffic and causes accidents until there is a logjam. She then gets out and watches the bad guy get away on top of a train. And no one yells at her for the damage she's done.
And so Bond gets on the train as well, and we get the fighting on top of a moving train scene. There is a Caterpillar digger thing on the train, and James gets on it. The bad guy keeps shooting at the metal digger part of it as though he thinks it's going to make a difference.
And stuff like that.
I don't remember the rest of it. I can't recall the female spy vixen agent's name. It's probably Connie Lingers or something like that. Sorry if I spoiled the film for you, but you've probably seen it anyway. In other movies.
Skyfall? More like Skyfail, amirite? LOLOLOL
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